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    <string>Ahahaha, that tickles!</string>
    <string>Are you trying to get rid of me? :~(</string>
    <string>Oooh, *that* was kinda nice! ;)</string>
    <string>Snap!</string>
    <string>You can't kill me!</string>
    <string>Hell no, I won't go!</string>
    <string>Stop poking me...</string>
    <string>Owww, you are hurting me!</string>
    <string>Poke, poke, poke, is that all you ever do?</string>
    <string>Why don't you bother someone else
with your incessant clicking?</string>
    <string>Ooh, nice computer you got there.</string>
    <string>Don't touch me there!</string>
    <string>No means NO!</string>
    <string>Move along now. Nothing to see here.</string>
    <string>Did you do that on purpose?</string>
    <string>Men are from Mars. I'm from the drawer.</string>
    <string>That's it. I'm leaving



Haha! Got ya!</string>
    <string>Why don't you play the game
instead of touching me?</string>
    <string>Hey, I'm not *that* kind of office supply!</string>
    <string>Hey, did you know, you can't spell
slaughter without laughter?</string>
    <string>There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least
one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. </string>
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